dear God

Author: Unknown

Dear God:

Dear GodAre you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Did you mean for a giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Instead of letting old people die and having to make new ones, why can’t you just keep the ones you got now?

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?

I am American. What are you?

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

If we come back as something, please don’t make me to be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention.

I bet it is hard for you to love everybody in the whole world. There is only 4 of us in our family and I can never do it.

If you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Dear God 2

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible.

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, they said you made it. I bet he stole your idea.

If you let the dinosaur not extinct, we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

I do not think anybody can be a better God. I just want you to know that and I am not saying it just because you are God.

Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.

I hope you had a good laugh! Have a great day!

Jeremiah 33:3 (New Living Translation): 3 Ask me and I will tell you remarkable secrets you do not know about things to come.



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